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Ru52iЯ [19 Mar 2015|05:07pm]

Lingananda! Happy St. Mojo’s day, the 5th day of Discord 3181!

On this holiday occasion, i’m offering a small portion of etymology of state citizenship; most probably you were not aware of the origins of its title (unless you’ve ever been a member of the male monasterial order of St. Ignatius). And in case you were aware, then, as it usually happens, you were instantly forgetting about that, affected by the angel spirits:

NemanRos’ is a river in the territory of Ukraine, it’s a right inflowing stream of Dnepr.

The river’s rise is located by the village of Ordyncy, Pogrebishnsky district, Vinnitskaya oblast. The major towns that Ros’ river flows across are: Belaya Tserkov, Boguslav, Korsun’-Shevchenkovskiy. There are four hydroelectric power stations situated on the river.

According to some history scientists, the origin of the name Rus’ is connected to Ros’, and this way indirectly the name Russia. The rivers Ros’ka, Rosava and Rastavitsa flow into Ros’ river’s basin. The Polyan tribe was living at the shores of Ros’. In the times of the Ancient Russian state the Poross defense line was established along the north shore of Ros’, it was supposed to protect the south borders against steppe nomads' raids.

Ros’ (Polish Roś) is a lake in Poland, on the territory of Varminsk-Mazursk voevodstvo. The area of water surface is 18,88 km².

Ross’, Ros’ (Belarusian Ros’) is a river in Grodno oblast, it’s a let inflowing stream of Neman. It length is 99 km, basin area 1250 km².

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Faddey Bzhosovsky approves:
Coordinates: 55°02'00"N 22°02'00"E
Founded: 1277
Area: 14 square kilometers
The height of the center: 20 m

:Evgen Avstriysky contaminates

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lovers' tiffs are harmless [21 Feb 2015|06:32am]

At this remarkable day of 223 years since the Great French Revolution, by reading this message, you can achieve the fifth level of secrecy, given the necessary level of competence in the area of information technologies.

But keep in mind that your roof can be easily blown off, have you taken your chance at the fifth level. After achieving such knowledge, you are risking with leaving your head with no roof above it at all.

Continue reading this message only at your own risk – either if you have nothing to loose, or if you have an open operation system installed. To proprietary systems this message carries an open threat.

Well then: for centuries did Tula forge weapons.

Joking aside, fellows. The most alert of you could have already taken notice of that unschooled children and animals have lot more freedom than adults with stable income and good education.

But why so? The issue is about weapons. About weapons of mass self-defeat. And the weapons of this kind has long since been forged in Tula.

A couple of weeks ago, a ЦКБА employee of the second secrecy degree has broke in to me. (If this is required, I can speak out this person's identity, as I have got his account in one of the social networks, and he also used to ask me himself to not make a secret for anyone out of this information.) He announced to me that at his workplace, all employees smoke "spice" and do no rocket science at all, and that the security guard of his institution guards naive and drunk citizen from gravity bongs and not covert enemy spies from state secrets; the ЦКБА is but a canopy for much more deep-watered processes of self-defeat.

And what does this military institution cover? It covers memory leaks and rapid development of proprietary controls by slaves of monetary cabbbala.

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what do people use pet animals for? [18 Feb 2015|04:18pm]

Living in the conditions between staircases is unnatural. Unnatural lifestyle kills. But there's always a way to live at someone else's expense. If parents cannot live at their children's then they can always get a pet animal.

While those domesticated apes (calling themselves humans) who live in countryside have a life power inter-exchange with other species (with cows or sheep, for example), urbanized apes have much more severe circumstances.

Urbanized apes (calling themselves citizens) keep domestic pets (cats and dogs, for example) not for exchanging services (that is, mouse hunting/territory guarding in exchange for food), but for energy leeching.

From love to hate, there is only one step. Exactly for this reason the cruelest among urbanized apes love their domestic pets very much. They literally suck life out of their pets. The pets realize everything, but they are driven into a corner. Often they are castrated to deprive them of the will to live.

But, as a rule, before spring comes, when the leeching owners aren't ready for that, some pets manage to escape the emotional snare and staircases. Yet, in order to learn sucking life energy from another specie one needs time and preparations, and that's why owners try to get their habitual life donors back in any possible way.

Materials on the subject:

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flat earth society [15 Feb 2015|12:11pm]

I watched the livejournal post "Another Korea of Eun" about North Korea, where there was a range of technological advances North Koreans, not as usual, about their problems.
Noticed one of the photos:
where the North Korean satellite hovering over not spherical earth. Somewhere i have already seen it. I racked my brain and remembered:
This earth model according to Hindu, Chinese, and Native American mythology.

And if that's true, last year's news about the North Korean cosmonaut been uttered in the sun, doesn't look that fantastic.

From all this i concluded that North Korea is a social experiment:
- there is no division into hemispheres of the New and the Old world;
- the official cosmology without rotation of astronomical objects in orbits.

Materials on the subject:
News about the flight to the sun
Wikipedia's World Turtle
Vkontakte group of believers in that model

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tsal [11 Feb 2015|07:37am]

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Over the course of centuries did Tula forge weaponry. And this has turned out to not be by chance.

Dedilovo (Russian: Дедилово) — a village in Kireevsk locality of Tula region. The city of Viatichi — Dedidoslavl (or, Dedoslav) — was first mentioned in Hypatian Chronicle. Within the stronghold, the space was divided into leagers and cribs, based on the people's birth status. Each of the tradespeople had its place under the strenghold's protection. At present this place is a waste land.

Sisters and brothers, do you want to set yourself free from the sorcery that every time makes you forget even your own patronym, matronym and your mother's maid name, be obsessed over this golden wheel?

This post cites public scientific sources, without any dates, as well as archeological and etnographical facts:

The Antes (or Antae; Ancient Greek: Áνται; Russian: Анты) is a common name applied by Byzantean writers to Slavic tribes. This polyethnos joined Slavic tribes having a rudimental State. The basic social cell of Slavs was the community, called «rod» in chronicles. Based on the character of dwellings and settlements, a community consisted of families that only included next of kin. The family relationships of various tribes differed. The family relationships, as mentioned by Byzanteans, were similar to those of Polans and were described by The Tale Of Bygone Years. These were patriarchial customs, including «morning gifts» for a bride and ritual murder of a wife at the tomb of her husband. Other tribes were practicing polygamic marriage with some elements of matryarchy.

Bozh (later lat. Boz, Booz, Box; Russian: Бож) — a leader of Antes, mentioned by a historian Jordan. At first, Goths suffered a defeat from Antes, but later they turned to become more decisive and managed to captivate and crusify Bozh, along with his sons and seventy elders of Antes.Read more...Collapse )
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the trinity of dualities [07 Feb 2015|11:29am]

How rainbow comes into being (oblivion) in the New and Old World:

(old world rainbow & new world rainbow)

Oldsport Hodor (městečko) of the Northern and Southern Hemisphere:

(Mikhail Khodorkovsky & Alejandro Jodorowsky)

Thule-ma (root) Inner and Outer:

(Outer Thule & Inner Thule)
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Chymische Hochzeit Christiani Rosenkreuz [06 Feb 2015|07:29am]

Before winning their wars, Greeks used to win Olympics beforehand. From the time of Leni Riefenstahl's "Olympia", olympic records have become inhumane. After the World War II, the Olympic game has mutated from sport to biochemicals.


One trainer of an olympic champion female has opened to me the secret of russian victories: "my protegee was one of many; first came doctors with their drugs, and then popes with their saint water and murmurings".

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adaemonie of apostle zlax [02 Feb 2015|07:09pm]

At the last Julian year, 25th of December, 2014, and at this Discordian yold, 7th of Chaos, 3181, at the same time, in Orthodox Christmas night, because of a pigeon and the Buddhists, i happened to get into a police station of the Soviet district. Right after this excursion, my paws have written a laconic hand-written cyrillic on this piece of paper that also contains some images:

I have managed to take a photo of only this single side of this script. On the other side of it, there were many letters without any images.

At this moment, this Adaemonie from apostle Zlax, has been lost. But at any moment it can be revealed.

ODD# V(a)/3,i;33Chs3181
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[31 Dec 2014|11:17pm]

very strange behavior

the processor is not used, but reading packages continues much longer than usual
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69последствий3180 [23 Dec 2014|02:48pm]

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hail scientific method [18 Dec 2014|12:28am]

The following image vividly displays the core of the math conspiracy:

This hoax is intended by academical scientists for their profit. In Russian tradition, recruitment into this conspiracy is initiated by reciting «The Math is the queen of all sciences». In English tradition, as you can see, this conspiracy is included into the term of «Purity». To get to the core and sort out the conspiracy it is enough to make the math become a vaillain of science, or simply sort sciences by their «durity»:

Because of their royal disdain, mathematicians ignore the results obtained by other scientists, which results in a hypercube:

And their royal patronizing attitude, along with the influence upon math education ever since the schooldays, make their disciples merged into their fractal hypercube.Read more...Collapse )ODD# I/(e)/5,i;59Afm3180
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with a holyday, Maladay today [24 Oct 2014|04:14am]

Use ‘ddate‘ to check your date:

Maladay occurs the fifth day of The Aftermath. It is dedicated to Malaclypse The Elder. It is one of the five Apostyle Holydays. What better way of celebrating the end of Bureaucracy (finally) than a game of Flip the Table!?

For added enjoyment why not leave all the paperwork/briefcases/bills/handgrenades that accumulated during that, the most vile month of the year, Bureaucracy right there on the table while you flip it??? (I know, right: so obvious. But some people choose not to see the obvious in hopes they will rather see the unobvious…but they’re mostly just blind) This may even be considered a symbolic gesture and, who knows, maybe someone will be enlightened (don’t count on it though…)

Very little is known about Malaclypse the Elder, the namesake of Mal-2. The Principia Discordia merely mentions him as a “non-prophet” and that he was mistaken for a doomsayer when carrying a sign that read “DUMB”. His Holyday is Maladay. malaclypse the younger claimed this day, but being that he was the younger, he may have lost out. On the other hand, move your feet, lose your seat.
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An Encounter with Malaclypse the Elder
Read more...Collapse )Then, he continued, “In actuality, the whole world is libertarian. Individuals are supreme, whether they know it or not. We all have virtually unlimited choice all the time. We may assume beliefs limit our choice. We may also get ourselves into situations that where choice is limited; but those are also choices. Objectively, there are no so-called ‘states,’ ‘governments,’ ‘kings,’ ‘queens,’ etc. There never have been and there never will be. I have asked many people to show me a ‘government’ and to tell me what it looks like. Nobody has been able to do that. Of course, there are hucksters who call themselves ‘government,’ ‘king,’ or ‘president’…just as there are suckers who believe them, who blindly obey them, who blindly oppose them.Read more...Collapse )
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To what extent is your world-view based on forgeries? [16 Oct 2014|06:32pm]

A forgery is a deliberate attempt to mislead the public (readers, spectators, audience.) This notion is generally attributed to an art form and does not imply any deceitful wrong-doing.

In mass consciousness, it is widely held that the Stonehenge is genuinely ancient, supposedly as old as five thousand years. Meanwhile, the island exhibits the tallest megalith ever worked by man, which is the Rudston monolith estimated to be only three and a half thousand years old. Moreover, as lately as seventy years ago, the Stonehenge location was reached out by a railway spur that was subsequently dismantled by the landed proprietors of that time. Here you can view the photos illustrating the process of building this forgery up, as well as acquaint yourself with the list of main sources for would-be etchings of past ages and written testimonials:
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"M for mystification" - the following work by Orson Welles is the last motion picture he screened some forty years ago. It documents the story of Elemér Albert Hoffmann (Elmyr de Hory), one of the greatest art forger of all times.

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Nachträglich noch fröhlichen Bureflux 3180 [26 Sep 2014|06:17pm]

~$ ddate
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 50th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3180
Celebrate Bureflux

Today is Bureflux, the 50th day of the season of Bureauracy (the fourth season in the Discordian Year) in this, the YOLD 3180. The Sacred Season Whollyday of Bureflux is celebrated by filling out random Official Paperwork with false details, and trying to slip it into the engines of information processing. Read the tale of Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst at Marine Air Base 11 for more details. Praise on this FluxDay to you all. May you pass under Her radar.

It’s a time to celebrate the wonderful mess that strict adherence to bureaucratic regulations can bring. So take some time to contemplate what a mess the good intentions of overzealous rule-makers can make. And eat some hot dogs but no buns since it’s Friday. And don’t forget the wine.

This is a legal Discordian religious holiday, recognized by the US government, and Discordians are within their rights to demand the day off from work. This isn't recommended for Bureflux, however, as this particular holiday is best celebrated in places of extreme bureaucracy. Imbibe large quantities of your preferred intoxicant.

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with a holyday, Zaraday today [12 Aug 2014|10:29am]

Use 'ddate' to check your date:

Zaraday is a holyday that occurs on the 5th day of Bureaucracy. It is dedicated to the Apostle Zarathud. A hard nosed Hermit of Medieval Europe and Chaosphe Bible Banger (after his enlightenment, that is). Dubbed "Offender of The Faith". Discovered the Five Commandments:

I There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing What he reads.

Zarathud has never been known to compete in the Olympics.
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disCoredian Leo Tolstoy [13 May 2014|04:07pm]

The Russian audience was only able to get some more or less detailed information on Crowley's life when very poor translations of the books The Occult by Colin Wilson and The Black Arts by Richard Cavendish were published in 1994. Wilson's funny stories and really stupid things concerning Crowley became a real treasure for Russian authors whence everyone could generously scoop out everything he took into his head even not giving himself trouble of making reference to the source. (Professor W. F. Ryan "The Great Beast in Russia")

To get 666, Aleister E. Crowley wrote his name in Hebrew (Alef-Lamed-Heh-Yod-Samekh-Tete-Heh-Resh-Heh-Kaf-Resh-Ayn-Vav-Lamed-Heh-Yod). Meanwhile, he did not throw out "e", as Tolstoy has proposed.

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23232369 [07 Feb 2014|03:12am]

Add Marjoram to the Glory Hole of Gumbytron!

Happy Wedding of the King Day!
Is everybody ready for a good old fashioned Immanentizing?

Please try to understand this anonym (tranls, from German) message:

You Are Cordially Invited to a Royal Wedding!
Today – today – today
is the wedding of the King.
If you are born for this,
Chosen by God for joy,
You may ascend the mount
Whereon three temples stand
And see the Thing yourself.
Take heed,
Observe yourself!
If you’re not clean enough,
The wedding can work ill.
Perjure here at your peril;
He who is light, beware!

Today, February 7th is the date, from a Rosicrucian prophecy.

Get busy with reverse Immanentize Procedures!
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London 2012 [10 Aug 2012|01:19am]


British flotillas prepared for Syria evacuation

"In the coming weeks we face a total war in Iran, Israel, Europe and the U.S. And the nation of Israel in its entirety must prepare spiritually."

http://www.rockefellerfoundation.org/uploads/files/bba493f7-cc97-4da3-add6-3deb007cc719.pdf , page 34:
The years 2010 to 2020 were dubbed
the “doom decade” for good reason: the 2012
Olympic bombing, which killed 13,000, was
followed closely by an earthquake in Indonesia
killing 40,000, a tsunami that almost wiped
out Nicaragua, and the onset of the West China
Famine, caused by a once-in-a-millennium
drought linked to climate change.
(p) may 2010
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I've misplaced it... [02 Nov 2011|01:47am]

I seem to have misplaced the image of "An Erisian Prayer," and cannot find it on Google. Does anyone have a copy to point me to or send to me? It's the one that goes like this.Collapse )

Thanks in advance!
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The Discordian Party [29 Jun 2011|05:54am]

I found this journal link tonight and decided to share it:


Any thoughts on it?
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