the_real_eris ([info]the_real_eris) wrote in [info]discord_society,
2008-03-23 00:31:00
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The truth, a little 42 late

 Turns my evil sister has been lying a little. She is a Jihad Goddess. Supports no religion but Jihad. Captain Clark is some Saudi prince. 23 is an unlucky number, and 17 lucky, but only just. She did not start Discordian religion, she stole it from me and from Universal Reason. She does not like Zen-buddhists, she kills them in Tibet for bringing enlightenment into this world.

In short, do not trust Eris.

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[info]rhonan

March 22 2008, 21:54:17 UTC 4 years ago

Um, you know this is a Discordian Community? Silly girl, all real Discordians know they should never trust Eris. Since you claim to be the real Eris, we most certainly will not trust you.

23 skidoo

[info]the_real_eris

March 23 2008, 07:57:20 UTC 4 years ago

Ha ha, the last guy that said "Silly girl" to me turned out to be a pedophile.

What's skidoo? Sounds like "skid"..

I know that this is a Discordian community. So here is where this witch has been stealing my devotees... Why do you think I am posting here, instead of some place where no one has ever head of her, like a train station? On the other hand, police at the train station have probably heard of her.

[info]tomecatti

March 24 2008, 06:06:54 UTC 4 years ago

I don't think you're taking us seriously enough.

[info]rhonan

March 24 2008, 07:33:14 UTC 4 years ago

Oh no, I think she is taking us far too seriously.

[info]tomecatti

March 24 2008, 19:16:20 UTC 4 years ago

I don't think you're taking me seriously enough.

[info]the_real_eris

March 26 2008, 15:45:20 UTC 4 years ago

yes, I am taking you very seriously.

[info]the_real_eris

March 26 2008, 15:42:24 UTC 4 years ago

What are you, the most awake mos of the week?

[info]the_real_eris

March 26 2008, 15:35:29 UTC 4 years ago

I am very serious an taking you seriously. Don't ask me what happened to the guy who was discovered to be a pedophile?

Eris is going to destroy this world, this universe, and everything in it. She is a madman. She has to be obstructed.

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[info]the_real_eris

March 26 2008, 15:39:11 UTC 4 years ago

yeah, that's why I say, sounds like "skid". I mean seeing 23 usually accompanies a person during making thir life's worst decisions and choices, but they feel like they are doing something daring. As some say when they see someone else seeing 23 "Oops".

Why do you think Eris would never admit?

[info]rhonan

March 24 2008, 07:32:33 UTC 4 years ago

Well, I am one hell of a pervert, and completely unapologetic about it. I do, however, prefer women with a certain level of maturity and experience. That tends to rule out minors. Also, given that I live a drink, I require that any women in my life be able to accompany me to a bar.

Since you do not recognize 23 skeedo, I have to assume that you are the fraud. Besides, the real Eris would never admit that she was Eris, so you have already announced that, regardless of the veracity of any other Eris, you are a fake.

[info]revlemming

March 24 2008, 14:29:35 UTC 4 years ago

In the off chance you ARE the real Eris, you should give me a call, and we'll go out for coffee sometime.
You can find my contact information in a bathroom stall somewhere.

Anonymous

March 26 2008, 15:44:21 UTC 4 years ago

are you that blonde girl from Australia?

[info]obonic

March 22 2008, 22:26:16 UTC 4 years ago

I liek Eris.

[info]the_real_eris

March 23 2008, 07:59:06 UTC 4 years ago

I don't.

[info]obonic

March 23 2008, 08:25:11 UTC 4 years ago

I do.

[info]the_real_eris

March 26 2008, 15:19:15 UTC 4 years ago

y

why do you like her? do you like pea-soups or magickal practitioners stoned to death?

[info]obonic

March 26 2008, 16:42:25 UTC 4 years ago

Re: y

I love spirit

[info]the_real_eris

March 27 2008, 08:08:04 UTC 4 years ago

Re: y

She is not spirit, she is 15th Arcanum of the Tarot.
And spirit can have a very ugly side to those who worship ugly.

[info]revlemming

March 23 2008, 03:52:54 UTC 4 years ago

Green eggs and ham.

[info]the_real_eris

March 23 2008, 07:58:55 UTC 4 years ago

Sam I am, is a quote from 2006. Modernize...

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