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The Discordian Haiku is a newly designed dying artform. It consists of three lines, much like a traditional haiku. The first and last line contain 5 syllables each (therefore complying with the law of fives), and the middle line contains a total of 23 sylables. It is traditional for the haiku to follow the pattern of "statement, violent outburst, statment" or a voice rallying against mediocrity which is quickly silenced.
An example by the present author (John Wilkes Harvey Oswald)
A morning math class
Quick drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to the educational system
Carry the seven
If enough of these are written by an individual, something good is bound to happen. Perhaps.
November 29 2004, 14:56:36 UTC 7 years ago
November 29 2004, 15:07:30 UTC 7 years ago
In the Aftermath
You know elections are stolen in the United States of America and in Ukraine
If you're a crackpot
November 30 2004, 06:11:53 UTC 7 years ago
Hey, this is fun!
crackpots may be sanegeorge bush stole the election in two-thousand and he did it again this time because he sucks
I fear for us all
I made a Haiku!
*does happy dance*
November 29 2004, 16:32:03 UTC 7 years ago
a shot rings out from the park pigeons take wing ambulance and police arrive for the wounded
waiting for the bus
November 29 2004, 17:34:23 UTC 7 years ago
November 29 2004, 17:43:44 UTC 7 years ago
Jibber jabber jibber jabber jibber jabber jibber jabber jibber jabber tra-la-la
This is a statement
Anonymous
December 2 2004, 15:58:05 UTC 7 years ago
@work
Working overtimeStand up! Proclaim your monkey freedom by throwing fecal matter at your boss! Here he comes now!
Kill the web browser.
December 23 2004, 22:42:19 UTC 7 years ago
Re: @work
I like that one!December 23 2004, 22:37:03 UTC 7 years ago
Oh my Goddess don't let the boss see your nasty homosexual bondage pornography
The screen is frozen.
December 23 2004, 22:41:41 UTC 7 years ago
Even though my fucking half sister is a damned insane moron from the soft bowels of hell
Just feel the love.
Anonymous
June 29 2006, 01:15:26 UTC 5 years ago
Ek-sen-trik Discordians want Discordian Haiku--Maybe
We are proposing this to our members as a piece for Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht (for those who don't know, this incorporates material from the Original Non-Existent Apocrypha Discordia, and a lot of new stuff). But before we actually post it, we want to make sure it's not copyrighted or, if it is, we have permission to use it.Please check our current email for such things at http://discordia.loveshade.org. Let us know, keep the faith, and Hail Eris!
Reverend Loveshade
Episkopos and Grand Poo-Bah
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Anonymous
July 13 2006, 18:23:04 UTC 5 years ago
Re: Ek-sen-trik Discordians want Discordian Haiku--Maybe
The votes are in: Discordian Haiku has been approved! We'll be using the description by JWHO on our Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht plus site at http://discordia.loveshade.org. But we won't use any individual haiku without permission. So if you're interested in submitting, send your submissions letting us know if it's copyright free or not, to the email address listed on our site. Please use something Discordian in your subject (ED, Discordia, Eris, etc.) so we know it's not spam.July 24 2006, 18:58:12 UTC 5 years ago
the dangers and pressures and stresses of modern living quickly sickening and fuck that noise
he is drunk by noon
March 30 2011, 05:34:39 UTC 1 year ago
It is only there for you, if you see it. But for those of us who do not, will not, can not...
It will never be.