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50 years ago, in the third book of the Illuminatius! trilogy described the U.S. martial law, the riots in New York, GMO bio weapon that escaped from a military laboratory, the carrier of which self-isolated in a cave eating bats.
50 лет назад в третьей книге трилогии Иллюминатус! было описано военное положение в США, беспорядки в Нью-Йорке, ГМО био оружие, утекшее из военной лаборатории, носитель которого самоизолировался в пещере, поедая летучих мышей.

Predictive Programming in Illuminatus! Trilogy -- bats & fnords, Madame Blavatsky was Queen Victoria
by super-recognizer on YouTube

Here's a quote:
(Civil liberties were suspended and a state of national emergency declared during a special presidential broadcast on all channels between noon and 12:30 on April 30. Fifteen minutes later the first rioting started in New York, at the Port Authority on Forty-first Street, where a mob attempted to overrun the police and steal buses in which to escape to Canada. It was 6:45 P.M. just then in Ingolstadt, and Count Dracula and His Brides were giving forth a raga-rock version of an old Walt Disney cartoon song . . . And in Los Angeles, where it was 9:45 A.M., a five-person Morituri group, hurriedly convened, decided to use up all its bombs against police stations immediately. "Cripple the motherfucker before it's heavy," said their leader, a sixteen-year-old girl with braces on her teeth . . . Her idiom, in standard English, meant: "Paralyze the fascist state before it's entrenched" . . . and Saul, trusting the pole-vaulter in the unconscious, was leading Barney and Markoff Chaney into the mouth of Lehman Cavern . . . Carmel, nearly a kilometer south of them, and several hundred feet closer to the center of the earth, still clutched his briefcase and its five million green gods, but he did not move . . . Near him were the bones of a dozen bats he had eaten . . .)

Вот цитата:
(13 апреля с полудня до половины первого по всем телевизионным каналам транслировали специальное обращение президента к народу США. Президент сообщил, что он временно отменяет гражданские свободы и вводит в стране чрезвычайное положение. Через пятнадцать минут на Сорок первой улице Нью‑Йорка в районе автовокзала начались первые беспорядки — толпа попыталась преодолеть полицейский кордон и захватить автобусы, чтобы бежать на них в Канаду. В это время в Ингольштадте, где было 18:45, «Граф Дракула и его невесты» исполняли песню из старого мультфильма Уолта Диснея, переделанную в стиле рага‑рок… В Лос‑Анджелесе, где было 9:45 утра, группа Моритури из пяти человек, быстро посовещавшись, приняла решение немедленно использовать весь свой бомбовый запас для взрыва полицейских участков. «Мочи ублюдков, пока не прочухались», — призвала их лидер, шестнадцатилетняя девочка со скобками на зубах… На общепринятом языке эта фраза означала: «Парализуем фашистское государство, пока оно не может защитить себя»… Сол, доверившись прыгуну с шестом в собственном подсознании, вёл Барни и Маркоффа Чейни к входу в пещеры Леман… Кармел, находившийся почти в километре к югу от них и на несколько десятков метров ближе к центру Земли, прижимал к себе свой чемодан, в котором лежали пять миллионов зелёных богов, но уже не шевелился… Около него валялись обглоданные кости дюжины съеденных им летучих мышей…)

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Invitation for complicity in the open secret conspiracy

Initially, the graphic novel "V for Vendetta" was a cult artwork that had a strong influence on many people and gave rise to their interest in anarchism. Alan Moore, the author of this work criticized the Hollywood production for distorting the meaning, for excluding the topic of anarchism and even refused to list his name in the credits. As a result, the feature film became a brand of the youth subculture of Anonymous, which serving ddos attacks of government coordinators and which funding the production of plastic guyfox-merchandise.

Not long ago, the BBC released a video titled "What is the fascination with the Illuminati conspiracy?", which briefly mentioned the Order of the Bavarian Illuminati and most of the video said that the modern Illuminati was an invention of Discordian jokers, promoted by the trilogy "Illuminatus!".

And after that, 30 days ago, the news appears that the production company that released some entertaining TV-series in collaboration with a Hollywood director announced the adaptation of the trilogy "The Illuminatus!" by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea.

And they seem to be in a hurry to show this adaptation to masses before the immanentize the eschaton, for turn a golden apple into a gilded plastic merchandise, just as the "V for Vendetta" was reformatted. I have already met attempts to discredit the name and legacy of Robert Anton Wilson in social networks. Unfortunately, the original authors of "Illuminatus!" will not be able to declare their wish to exclude the mention of their name from the titles of Hollywood adaptation.
Therefore, in the exercise of our apostolic authorization, we, the Apostles of Eris, openly declare the open secret conspiracy and invite for complicity:

For the sake of preserving the cult status and the original meaning of the trilogy "Illuminatus!", so that it is not desecrated by Greyface, through Hollywood adaptation and plastic merchandise - all this will please the Goddess: sabotage, diversion, provocation, property damage and other deliberate malicious acts in relation to the process of creating this product of mass culture and relation to all participants of this well-paid TV adaptation. All this is openly declared goddessly, in case it is directed against the attempt of Hollywood's "Illuminatus!" adaptation. Take part in our most open and most secret conspiracy. Most secret is because none of the conspirators know who else is in this conspiracy. Most open because the purposes and victims of this conspiracy are well known. These will the central victims:
Hivemind production company
Brian Taylor
European production company Kallisti

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Soviet Discordian Saint

I want to introduce you with a Soviet Discordian Saint:
Kirill Ignatievich Shpak found water where nobody thought to find it, started a vegetable garden, people were growing vegetables here. He taught Chabans how to grow corn. He planted the garden. The Chabans rejoice: the water was next to them. Kirill said to the guys: "Let's put the tower over the well as a memento". To help the Chabans be more effective to look for water. So the tower appeared. Nearby we can see foundations - there were many buildings here...
They made a documentary about him called "Lord of the Flies".


Посреди степи. Башня Шпака. Область Мангистау ( The Shpak Tower. Mangystau Province )
by Vyatich100 on YouTube

Some of the people around him compare him to a brave little tailor, they joke on him about his unprecedented war with flies; others call him a garbage collector; some of them heard that he have breed a lot of rabbits and threaten to feed a whole city of Guriev with lot of rabbits and "throw hats"; some of them laugh too: he opened a zoo at home. And the others one has something spicy to add. It is known that the rumors of the earth are full... But few people will speak respectfully about the old "informal" man. Even the representative of the unforgivable profession - a dog hunter, who sometimes sells bodies of killed poor dogs to the old man, speaks about old man like an abnormal. The poacher, and he will condemn him - "defender of beasts".


Повелитель мух В. Тюлькин 1990
by Евгений Сулла on YouTube

(English subtitles are available)

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39 Bureaucracy: Saint Mammes Day

Пользуясь апостольскими полномочиями, в этот день я согласовонно причисляю христианского святого Мамаса к лику эридианских святых. Теперь Мамас - дважды святой (в двух религиях), а этот день - 39 Бюрократии по эридианскому календарю и 2 сентября по юлианскому календарю, отныне - дважды день святого Мамаса.

Using my apostolic authority, on this day i rank in concord Greek Orthodox Saint Mammes among the Erisian Saints. Now Mammes is twice a saint (in two religions), and this day is the 39th of Bureaucracy of the Erisian calendar and the 2nd of September of the Julian calendar, from now on it is twice the day of St. Mammes.
В память о жизни и деяниях христианского ортодокса Мамаса, дважды канонизированного.
Киприотский отшельник Мамас жил тем, что разводил овец, пас коз и выращивал виноград. Податей при этом он не платил. Римский наместник, рассердившись на пастуха, не соблюдающего финансовую дисциплину, послал за ним солдат. Когда воины вели нарушителя к наместнику, из леса выбежал огромный лев, сбежавший из цирка. Солдаты, испугавшись, разбежались, а Мамас одним движением руки укротил льва и верхом на нем въехал к наместнику. Пораженный римлянин освободил его от всех налогов и податей. С тех пор этот святой и стал покровителем животных, а также неплательщиков налогов.

Commemorating the Life and Memory of Greek Orthodox Mammes, twice canonized.
Mammes, a Cypriot hermit, lived by raising sheep, grazing goats and growing grapes. He did not pay any taxes. The Roman viceroy was angry at a shepherd who did not observe financial discipline, and sent soldiers after him. When the soldiers led the violator to the viceroy, a huge lion ran out of the forest, escaping from the circus. The soldiers, frightened, fled, and Mammes with a single movement of his hand tamed the lion and ridden on him to the viceroy. The astonished Roman freed Mammes from all taxes and duties. Since then, this saint has been the patron saint of animals and tax evaders.

Official Document:

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Lingananda! Happy St. Mojo’s day, the 5th day of Discord 3181!

On this holiday occasion, i’m offering a small portion of etymology of state citizenship; most probably you were not aware of the origins of its title (unless you’ve ever been a member of the male monasterial order of St. Ignatius). And in case you were aware, then, as it usually happens, you were instantly forgetting about that, affected by the angel spirits:

NemanRos’ is a river in the territory of Ukraine, it’s a right inflowing stream of Dnepr.

The river’s rise is located by the village of Ordyncy, Pogrebishnsky district, Vinnitskaya oblast. The major towns that Ros’ river flows across are: Belaya Tserkov, Boguslav, Korsun’-Shevchenkovskiy. There are four hydroelectric power stations situated on the river.

According to some history scientists, the origin of the name Rus’ is connected to Ros’, and this way indirectly the name Russia. The rivers Ros’ka, Rosava and Rastavitsa flow into Ros’ river’s basin. The Polyan tribe was living at the shores of Ros’. In the times of the Ancient Russian state the Poross defense line was established along the north shore of Ros’, it was supposed to protect the south borders against steppe nomads' raids.

Ros’ (Polish Roś) is a lake in Poland, on the territory of Varminsk-Mazursk voevodstvo. The area of water surface is 18,88 km².

Ross’, Ros’ (Belarusian Ros’) is a river in Grodno oblast, it’s a let inflowing stream of Neman. It length is 99 km, basin area 1250 km².

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Faddey Bzhosovsky approves:
Coordinates: 55°02'00"N 22°02'00"E
Founded: 1277
Area: 14 square kilometers
The height of the center: 20 m

:Evgen Avstriysky contaminates

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lovers' tiffs are harmless

At this remarkable day of 223 years since the Great French Revolution, by reading this message, you can achieve the fifth level of secrecy, given the necessary level of competence in the area of information technologies.

But keep in mind that your roof can be easily blown off, have you taken your chance at the fifth level. After achieving such knowledge, you are risking with leaving your head with no roof above it at all.

Continue reading this message only at your own risk – either if you have nothing to loose, or if you have an open operation system installed. To proprietary systems this message carries an open threat.

Well then: for centuries did Tula forge weapons.

Joking aside, fellows. The most alert of you could have already taken notice of that unschooled children and animals have lot more freedom than adults with stable income and good education.

But why so? The issue is about weapons. About weapons of mass self-defeat. And the weapons of this kind has long since been forged in Tula.

A couple of weeks ago, a ЦКБА employee of the second secrecy degree has broke in to me. (If this is required, I can speak out this person's identity, as I have got his account in one of the social networks, and he also used to ask me himself to not make a secret for anyone out of this information.) He announced to me that at his workplace, all employees smoke "spice" and do no rocket science at all, and that the security guard of his institution guards naive and drunk citizen from gravity bongs and not covert enemy spies from state secrets; the ЦКБА is but a canopy for much more deep-watered processes of self-defeat.

And what does this military institution cover? It covers memory leaks and rapid development of proprietary controls by slaves of monetary cabbbala.

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what do people use pet animals for?

Living in the conditions between staircases is unnatural. Unnatural lifestyle kills. But there's always a way to live at someone else's expense. If parents cannot live at their children's then they can always get a pet animal.

While those domesticated apes (calling themselves humans) who live in countryside have a life power inter-exchange with other species (with cows or sheep, for example), urbanized apes have much more severe circumstances.

Urbanized apes (calling themselves citizens) keep domestic pets (cats and dogs, for example) not for exchanging services (that is, mouse hunting/territory guarding in exchange for food), but for energy leeching.

From love to hate, there is only one step. Exactly for this reason the cruelest among urbanized apes love their domestic pets very much. They literally suck life out of their pets. The pets realize everything, but they are driven into a corner. Often they are castrated to deprive them of the will to live.

But, as a rule, before spring comes, when the leeching owners aren't ready for that, some pets manage to escape the emotional snare and staircases. Yet, in order to learn sucking life energy from another specie one needs time and preparations, and that's why owners try to get their habitual life donors back in any possible way.

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flat earth society

I watched the livejournal post "Another Korea of Eun" about North Korea, where there was a range of technological advances North Koreans, not as usual, about their problems.
Noticed one of the photos:
where the North Korean satellite hovering over not spherical earth. Somewhere i have already seen it. I racked my brain and remembered:
This earth model according to Hindu, Chinese, and Native American mythology.

And if that's true, last year's news about the North Korean cosmonaut been uttered in the sun, doesn't look that fantastic.

From all this i concluded that North Korea is a social experiment:
- there is no division into hemispheres of the New and the Old world;
- the official cosmology without rotation of astronomical objects in orbits.

Materials on the subject:
News about the flight to the sun
Wikipedia's World Turtle
Vkontakte group of believers in that model

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